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In his report to the annual meeting of King's College Chapel,
Halifax, Paul Halley describes his first year on the job.
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Report Of The Director Of Music
King’s College Chapel
April 10th, 2008
My duties at King’s began on Thursday September 6th,
2007 with the first sung Eucharist of the Michaelmas term. This service
will remain forever indelibly imprinted on my brain as the mother of
professional nightmares. In fact, since that service I have slept like
a babe and have not been troubled by even a moderately bad dream. My
most fevered imaginings could never have approached the terror of that
real - time horror story. Aside from the complete lack of preparation
on the part of the choir – a group of singers randomly selected by some
dark and mysterious lottery – I too was totally unprepared for the
fiendish cunning of the priests at the high altar, whose only ambition
seemed to revolve around what chant could next be intoned that would
stump the new gullible organist and his motley group of singers. And
then the vile mockery after the service at Sherry Hour, when I was
hailed as the “maestro”, the “worker of wonders”, while, in my ear of
ears, I could hear William Byrd slowly turning in his grave – Ave
Verum Corpus. Professor Hankey mentioned, in passing, that during
the motet he could positively feel the “sanguine”
fluxiting away as we hailed the true body.
And then we held the auditions. Over sixty students tried
out. Some had never sung in a choir before. Some were hoping for a
six-week run of “The Little Mermaid”. Others weren’t “into religion”.
But there were those who were keen and blessed with talent – or passion,
which is the same thing. And out of this small but dedicated group, a
choir was formed. Our first forays into Anglican Chant were often
confused and poignant – “Thinkest thou that I will eat bulls’ flesh, and
drink the blood of goats?” Singing the “Gloria Patri” with our heads on
our chests required weeks of calisthenics and the development of
extraordinary peripheral vision. And then there’s the jargon. What are
“feces and responses”? What is a “feria”? What is a “genuine flexion”?
Why are Nick Hatt and Gary Thorne and that other fellow lying face down
on the floor while we sing the “O Vos Omnes”? Are they going to get
prostrate cancer? How do you explain all this to the folks back in
Sudbury?
By Advent we were fooling most of the people most of the
time. The Annual Carol Service went well. Even President Barker was
impressed. On December 9th we took the whole show on the
road and strutted our stuff at St. John’s, Lunenburg. At the end of the
service the congregation applauded and the choir were understandably
confused (and poignant). But we had a great party at Barbara Butler’s
after the service, and Fr. Thorne’s best efforts at maintaining a
suitably somber Advent were drowned out with rousing choruses of “White
Christmas”, “Santa’s Coming To Town” and other choice gems from the
English Cathedral tradition.
Winter Term found us back in the stalls for the Octave of
The Epiphany. The sopranos mistook this to mean even further efforts at
stratospheric discoveries, which resulted in more dogs than usual in our
Evensong congregation. That month we lost two altos and gained two
basses which the gentlemen of the choir viewed more or less as a win-win
situation.
In February we sang two drive-by Evensongs – one in Port
Williams and another in Chester. At both these services Fr. Thorne
preached like there was no tomorrow, which, eschatologically speaking,
is perfectly correct. Again the choir were applauded while they carved
intricate patterns on the slate floor with their sneakers.
Of course God, in his infinite wisdom, ordained that
this, my first year at King’s and St. George’s, the two last great
bastions of smells and bells (from which even the most olfactorily and
audibly gifted members of the species run in terror) should be the
earliest Holy Week/Easter marathon in living memory. By Laundry
Thursday Timor et Tremor had come upon me without any shadow of a
doubt. Who could depart from the prostrate clergy on Good Friday at
King’s, complete with a sermon from the likes of Professor Neil
Robertson, jump in the car with several choral scholars and roll up to
St. George’s two minutes before the three-hour service and hear
Professor John Baxter holding forth with Fulke Greville between choral
offerings from Palestrina, Sheppard and Poulenc etc. and maintain any
semblance of sanity? Of course I lost my mind the day after Easter. I
also lost my body – mens insana in corpore insano. And it was
perhaps during my post-Easter collapse that the Chapel Choir came into
its finest hour. Apparently last Thursday the Solemn High Eucharist
went by without a hitch despite, or because of, the absence of the
Director of Music. And this is what the quintessential Chapel Choir
does. It sings the daily services, and it sings them well, regardless
of who is in attendance or who in the choir is sick or feeling
particularly agnostic that day. It sings sublime music in the midst of
sublime poetry and prose in an effort, consciously or unconsciously (it
matters not), to “worship the Lord in the beauty of holiness."
This Friday, the Chapel Choir will be privileged to sing
in Kristi Assaly’s concert at St. Paul’s. There will be applause, and
since this will be an actual concert, the choir will have to take their
first public bow. Seeing this bow will be worth the price of
admission. Some of the choir will go on automatic pilot and cross
themselves, or genuflect, or simply lower their heads, assuming a
“Gloria Patri” is coming up. Very few will acknowledge the applause for
what it is. So I would like to take this opportunity to quietly applaud
the Chapel Choir and thank them for their many hours of dedicated work
and particularly for their eagerness to learn and to listen. What this
group has accomplished in a mere eight months is astounding.
So what about the future? First of all the new vestments
(King’s blue) will be arriving soon. The lovely old dear in Taiwan has
been sewing her buns off for the past five months and the Almy’s
water-buffalo delivery system is in full swing. Cassock-bearing beasts
have been sited off the Aleutians so it should be just a matter of days
now.
Secondly, The Chapel Choir will be going on tour (for the
first time in aeons) at the end of term. From April 28th
through May 3rd, we’ll be regaling unsuspecting members of
the New Brunswick and PEI public with some of our favourite hits from
the past season. Venues include Fredericton Cathedral, Charlottetown
Cathedral and our very own All Saints Cathedral here in Halifax. (T
shirts and mugs can be purchased from any member of the choir.) At the
end of the tour, we hope to record a few tunes to throw up on the new
web site.
Thirdly, with the permission of Fr. Thorne (and, I
believe, President Barker) I have been consulting with Casavant Frères
regarding a new organ for the Chapel. It could be that by the time you
receive the next installment in these annual reports, work will be
underway on the new organ, which will not be a moment too soon. This
new instrument will also involve a new case which will add enormously to
the visual appeal of the Chapel – continuing the “beauty of
holiness” theme. It will also, sadly, eliminate one of the prime storage
areas in the Chapel.*
Finally, and this is the least entertaining bit, I have
to say that my experience at King’s since last Fall has been so rich
that it makes my head spin. We are blessed in this place with some of
the most extraordinary minds and hearts I have ever encountered. What
happens day to day in that tiny Chapel is not only rare, it is unique.
Like all great art, it is precious and fragile and needs enormous
support and encouragement. Under the guidance of Fr. Thorne, who should
be adopted as a national treasure, the Chapel community endeavours to
bring to life the Gospel of Christ. I am convinced that what the Chapel
strives to be is not an anachronism – it is the future. It is vibrant,
it is powerful, it is real, and it is necessary.
Thanks and blessings to all of you who work so freely and
generously towards this end.
Yours in faith,
Paul Halley
* The current organ chamber is filled up with defunct
thuribles, vintage vestments and the odd vacuum cleaner
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